Sadfrog proves to be the greatest wizard of all.

>implying i'm le mad shitposter :^)

Hee hee hee. Quit touching my junk you pervert!

Unfortunately, it appeared that he was losing the arms race against the man in the burglar get-up. His victory was stolen.

Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from tragic events such as the Holocaust, 9/11, or the day my voice actor died.

Doodle or Die

After the indigo square murdered his father, he knew it would only be a matter of time before the triangle police showed up.

Time's up.

Let's give this stickman a big hand.

He thought that the mystery box would contain something wonderful, but instead it was full of bees. He grabbed his special bee sword.

The sunflower was so bright that the teacher had to wear sunglasses.

When it came right down to the blueprints, the two were incompatible.

Doodle or Die

The colonies of the present people slowly begin to realize that their host has been pounded by many a douche.

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