The plot of Metal Gear Solid.
Spiderman taking a shit.
CEOs in awe as AOL returns like Jesus.
A dog drinking a cat's delicious tears.
A racist octopus.
A man and a woman embarking on a quest.
A man eating a missile
Literally Bullshit
Pugwash rated X
A cow mooing at the moon.
An uguu kawaii~~ Naruto fan.
A green hill and a Tellytubby.