A purple ham and two sunny-side-up eggs with green yolks on a plate.

A princess in a blue dress gets crushed by a tire.

An African with an oversized head stands on top of the fuselage of a passenger jetplane. There's a green snake coming out of his crotch.

A very angry chicken egg.

An extremely well-drawn picture of boobs.

Everyone has aids. :(

The scariest thing you can think of.

A lemon cries, for it can never be as good as piece of meat.

A man with a bow and an arrow stares at a bolt of lightning.

A man stares at a miniature sun.

Homosexuality.

A Lay bar.