Today's date is very important. Perhaps it is someone's birthday, or an assassination is scheduled.
tainted lollypop... probably came from an unmarked white van
Dinosaur and Gordon Freeman
Hot Rape enjoying a hovering blue-iced drink next to a radiant yellow butthole
a girl with ram horns looks pissed off because she cant understand what she's touching... and neither do I...
upside-down sperm ghost lion
woman at a train station is sad that she picked up her blue bag and not her red
Telephone
a straight up gangster telling kirby to get them rings/
Mr. Peanut lost his hat, among other things.
communist frog watches you creepily
Closeup of pacman ghosts mouth screaming obscenities
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