an alien utilizes his "Person Magnet" from the Acme Corporation

candy corn covered in blood

Hank Hill meets Johnny Bravo in the laundromat.

the solid black gremlin lusts for BLOOD

POCKET SAND! SH-SH-SHAH!

a pointy headed ghost studies the demographics of fast food customers

a man at a karaoke bar sings so badly that his friends leave without him

a banana laments after being sexually harassed at work

the charmin bear is high as fuck

the other numbers are suspicious of 3

HOLY FUCKING SHIT TWO SHINY POLIWAGS WHERE ARE MY ULTRA BALLS

a dragon is on edge because of recent insomnia