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A sexy, albeit unshaved, male belly dancer

A man riding a horse interrupts a 4th of July with his psycho-babble of dapper dinosaurs.

Oh, dear. It looks as if someone put a poor bird in their salad.

Elated female who's terribly underweight.

A stick-man who desperately wanted to drown himself is devastated to find that he is very buoyant.

Doodle or Die

A well-off man with an atrocious spray-on tan discusses the differences between comic book superheros.

Someone's up past their bedtime watching Comedy Central.

Finn's lucky day.

Obviously a pink cannon with some brown curly vines growing on it.

A depressingly desperate attempt at getting some sweet lovin'.

A naked man eats pizza and watches his cat spazz the fuck out.

No habla Espanol.

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