My face is a butt and I have a job interview tomorrow! God, I hope my boss doesn't think I am a shithead!

Aroused naked men playing poker, with cards slotted in to their urethras. You guys are nasty.

I'm scary because I have underwear on my head

human feces is tossed in to an active volcano

a French jellybean says "mais, oui!" does that mean "but, yes" my French is rustier than R2D2 after he had intercourse with your mom

man is such a homosexual stereotype, all the words that come out of mouth are written in rainbows. He says the word "what"

Revolutionary fast fast item "Che-ese Gueverger"

Horse feels a bit hoarse

Man with sunglasses too cool for the Dave Strider text floating next to him

Scribbly woman with one breast as the number 4 says "am i sekci bby?"

Disney's Frozen, no, not the actual movie, I'm talking about Walt Disney's severed head!

Ouch! Punched in the hat!