A chicken man caws.

A tiny dwarf rides upon the back of a giant fairy. Her wand is a purple dildo.

A smurf with kidney failure dyes his hair black in an effort to rebel one last time before his death.

A sailor is not allowed to speak.

A green man desperately reaches for a pile of pink vomit. "Plesgib!" he cries.

A tired meme is played out right before my eyes! Why, the depth of my hatred for this meme makes me want to dropkick a baby!

A ninja fucking a donut.

SKYRIM WAS A TERRIBLE VIDEO GAME

A surfer is being followed by Bin Laden in a baseball cap.

A rainbow is very disappointed in his son for his terrible bowl haircut. He disowns him.

A man begins to consume his own hand. He comments that it tastes like chicken, much to the horror of his bro.

A knife begins to have sexual feelings. Though this is confusing, it manages to overcome society's expectations and have a great sex life.