A ghost from pacman whose lower half has been eaten off, presumably by the aforementioned pacman.

Master Chief got himself some fine Spartan floozies. Aw yiss.

ANGRY UNIBROWED BEARD MAN

A pink pig.

Blonde, squiggly guy juggles 4 vaguely round objects

A stickman nobly sacrifices himself to the monstrous eggplant and tells his companion to run.

Even Jesus has been touched by the Noodly Appendage of our lord and savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

"HU?! O_o"

A seal declares that something is GAAAAAAYYYY

Dr. Schlongman tells a confused dinosaur it has breast cancer, despite the fact that dinosaurs lack mammary glands (and are also extinct).

Deathmatch: Great Khali vs. A Harry Potter character of your choice

Like most Doodle or Die players, this man is overly enthused with poop.