A smiling, happy man.

A man with a big grey beard that has the word "finger" written in it

Hyperbole and a Half thinks Homestuck sucks.

He-Man being vacuumed into a guy's mouth

harry potter lost at quidditch to a team of lamp posts

A stupid bird and a stupider bird.

Somebody who sucks at drawing.

benedict cumberbatch

a penis made out of wood

Something about failure and cookies and pee.

Superman waiting at a stop sign while Wonder Woman saves the day.

A prudish person doesn't want to draw porn. They're probably asexual.