A little black crab alien

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Carley, an extremely unattractive girl, isn't wearing a bra. Also she has a wire attached to her cheek coming out of her neck.

Doodle or Die

Sonic is questioning someone's claim they can run fast.

A child with a halo is excited about a tiny taco!

An emotionless tomato

Unhappily plowing the land.

A blue squid with a fabulous mustache holding some TNT

New Chain

An opossum handing out pamphlets about Opossum Jesus.

That thing from The Lorax is killing children to sacrifice to the great and powerful Thneed.

A Hassidic Jew beard is worried his snacks aren't Kosher.

Heavenly Burger

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