The old prospector thinks he's found gold, but it's really just a banana.

Survivor Man finds a river of piss.

Boss Man driving around Cuba, pickin up whores. He knows he's da boss.

Detailed schematic of a dog with an erection.

It says "P!ATD VOCAL~"

New Chain

I'm about to Filibuster out of these pants

Tazmanian Devil comes to town

Duckbill Platypus wins 1st place!

A Nazi, holding a coat-shaped gun aimed at an animal in a cage. There is an arrow pointing to the Nazi's shoulder.

You wear a disguise to look like pokemon, but you're not a pokemon you're a chicken-boo

Mouserat

Engineer looks pissed! Someone must have just become his NEMESIS!

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