noob who is going to won
A zombie penguin coated in lettuce, or a very nice green jacket, depending on how you see it.
A man poops so hard his rectum is on fir
F is fron friendship, C is for woman, U is for "used up" like your dad and K is for Kellogs, our facorit brand!
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It's a pink, egg-shaped buttplug covered in shit. Also Gandalf is there.
SNAAAAAAAKE ARRRRRRM
Duke Nukem
Magic Mushrooms
Crusading fruit.
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