Doodle or Die

A man being propulsed into the atmosphere on a jet of shit can show a cob of corn the world

A finger with a pitchfork puncturing the skin is clearly labeled

Ellen has her own show, but this time it's just hardcore lesbian sex between her and portia

Cool cat singin the jazz

I'll just have my house drop me off at Rebecca's

New Chain

A phantasmagoric nightmare where an army of pins slowly push into a mans eyes leaving him in tears of ecstacy

Gangsta-ass carrot shoots the shit out of a spider mothafucka

New Chain

C'mon, you gotta try PCP, everyone's doing it...

Yo leprachaun bitch, puff puff pass, those are the rules!

Buckethead seems to have lost his guitar

A pig dressed as a cop realizes how dumb he must look

"You got your banana in my cheese!"

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