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A crucifix trying to keep that Fucking Dog away from his Taco Bell.
after the sermon pastor john goes to earn his forgiveness
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a horse needs a beer
a scary bee uses its crazy eye-ray powers
peanut head is aggravated
Guy saying he loves war at transexual soldiera (WATS)
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a whale in space with a rocket attached to it is escaping the moon and leaving his whalelore brothers
bert and ernie buy some drugs.
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