He has 82 hits in 80 games. His career high in hits 108 in 2013.
An old man tries to take a bath, but there's no hot water.
A green, smug, alien has become part of a PSA campaign. He says "Racism is for fucking losers and virgins. Be Cool!"
An older person (though not an adult) is killing Tommy Pickles with a pellet gun that is incorrectly labeled "SQUIRT"
some sort of negro cryptid
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