A mustachioed Frenchman with dog-doo hairstyle takes a blond-haired, pink-bodied woman from behind.
An invisible snow man is telling me that a bolt of lightning with a ring on it looks like Marge's hand.
Christmas tree with presents
lame pun
A member of a barbershop quartet showing his lamp poles with money inside them.
Aroused, decapitated cat corpse reluctantly kicking its own head...
A dog cut in half
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