Guy doesn't know what cancer is

"Don't knock it till you try it"

Finger disguised as a not finger

World War 2.5

Stereotypical American

The sun explodes, but instead of death radiation, it's candy, but we all still die.

Shark Tits

Guy didn't drink enough milk.

A god damn shed.

Dog looking at a fly

Big booty hoe jus kilt a man

"Doubt it, I'm a drifter. Just blew in from out of town."