green giant doesn't like sweetcorn no more. ho ho ho.
"Hey Mr. Owl, how many licks can you lick to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?"
FATHER ODIN!
Dirk stop kissing all the damn characters in Homestuck.
Carrot is grossed out by puke
Man with one long arm and a long neck fucking LOVES eggs
water in a glass and cup
A blonde woman slides down a shoe.
A child tries to watch the bestiality channel on his parents' tv, but finds that the channel is blocked and he needs to enter a PIN.
Hitler as a catgirl.
robotic super lazorr mega power buster canon GO
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