Perky blonde Asian
Catgirl sleeps
Little Miss (fill-in-the-blank) is sad
Smiley cut himself shaving
Hope in a valley
Half-dead man denies a shark's friendly face, all underwater
Menacing tree laughs at guy struck by lightning
Gay Smiley Face with Rainbow Hair
Argument over the identity of a black guy at the bottom of the ocean
Man and his dangerous blue puck
Gangsta and his sista discuss which pills would be best for his allergies.
Mother Penguin just karate-chopped a column!