Dick cushion.
A pizza becomes self-aware, and upon discovering the horrors of reality, immediately tries to drown itself in the sink
a man with an ice cube fore a head says he's just "chillin'" bahahahahahahaawww
fatass cratered into the ground; hes pretty excited about being alive though
A porcupine dines on a rock
Happy face vibrates
what the hell's GTL mean?
broken sunglasses
unhappy blue square
math is icky. do a math problem and you'll get AIDS.
a shit-faced man who looks like his mother dressed him explodes himself in a movie theatre. The poor retard poured his spaghetti errywhere.
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