sir albert. The gentle dinosaur
a guy is squatting trying to drop a log or something and a lizard snuck up behind him and caught him in the back of the neck with its tongue
THE ALIENS ARE TALKING SHOOT THEM WITH YOUR APPLE PIES
What rhymes with gaylord
the poor octopus/tiger hybrid had a stroke
Awkward zoom at a person's extremely small pupil
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A pink man touch the Doom button
A prolapsed anus (your mom's)
Bottle
sadbomb
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