My penis has become a hand, it has also developed a mind of its own and likes to greet people with a firm handshake. I'm Ted, how do you do?
A steel I-beam
A man screaming "Faster!" at a rat on a wheel.
The riddler says, "Riddle me this, Batman!"
Painting the last part of a wall blue.
A woman preggo with the antichrist!
Dude, that diet coke totally just drank a red bull!
Octo-chan died in vain ;n;
POWER RANGERS!
A dinosaur burning a house
The angry feces man plots his revenge on the one who put him in the toilet.
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