A naked man sits beside two smiling flowers on a rolling green hillside. I wish I were this man.
a burger with salad instead of bread
Holycopter
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a celtic man crying becuase pictish midgets are taking away his farm.
three sausages
stonehenge made from orange rinds.
,,?'' said the mutant
thinking about getting a girl pregnant in a museum
naked lady in pink heels
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