Overripe-tomato-headed milk jug

Er, looks like Buffalo Bill got to Spiderman. Maybe it shouldn't have rubbed the lotion on its skin...

Mostly invisible 3-eyed, 3-horned antelope is shocked by drunken cactus with broken glasses!

Someone with budget dyslexia. Well, they can't spell, probably dyslexia, yeah...

Ponycorn fails to be a unicorn. That's OK since it is a ponycorn

Man flees after poking one eye out of bear

Junior High Nightmare! Angsty wad of chewing gum sports gold star, but thinks it's like, so lame...

"No" spelled in spilled Pepto Bismol

Extreme close up of a strange nostril piercing...

A truthful weatherman

Egg, sunny side up, but someone has broken the yolk

Aw, yeah! Cheese and crackers! Healthy, healthy rye crackers...