Donda west in the hospital room circa 1977

When joel osteen gets questioned about the donations for his church.

An art major working at a starbucks writes on a cup for a customer who complained that she gave her the wrong change.

When you wake up, you notice everything in your house is stolen. You find the culprit, and see...

Mrs. CrackPuff trying to convince the DMV to give her back her license

Amoeba has began its angry phase

Larry the christmas elf is disappointed that he now has penguins to work with, and asks the penguin if he has cousins in Alaska

As the sun is beginning to set, the famed spaghetti monster from the religion, pastafarianism, proves that atheists are hella wrong.

A person cannot sleep at night because when they lay, all they dream about is if their nose had shadows

In a strange turn of events, a lemon got tear drops in his eye, and is in excruciating pain.

Is this the krusty krab?

two blocky weewees getting ready to hug

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