A man salutes the burning flag of The United States of Whatever.

Susan and Peter, the invisible couple, both hold a Special K bag between them.

An evil tree drops some indistinguishable bron liquid on an unsuspecting cosplayer

A cloud thinks it would be funny if he and his friend shat upon the population below them.

An Italian approaches a front door, he is optimistic that his hilariously large moustache will impress the ladies.

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"Carrot is in me armpit, but I'm not a rapper." Lil' Wayne's music career takes a new turn for the worst.

Some eggs ponder over a duckling. One evil looking egg however, contemplates frying the shit out of the others.

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Time travelling vegetables

A man declares his hatred for doodling. An innocent table it flipped in the ensuing rage.

Earl Lemongrab insists he is not angry. He totally is.

A man has overdosed on muffins. It's a terrible mess.

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