Gabe Newell doing a sexy pose.
a barrel, whose unending fart was lit on fire, is propelled towards a "unarmed" man. He cries out OH SHI-- and levitates his long eyebrows
time curves
Pee in a "doodle or die" draw
a superman using black magic to summon a meal of KFC
Cj has tricked his friend onto some railway tracks, the friend exclaims, "Damn CJ"
The S.S. TORtanic reaches the end of rine.
Man realises that this is not real life
A blue squid with a fabulous mustache holding some TNT
My dad playing football for brazil i think it is.
I felt the rise of that old familiar feeling. I hated it. I welcomed it.
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