Frantically pushing "H".

Ms. Gumdrop Spider has been generously slathered with strawberry frosting.

Religion brings no solace to St. Frosty.

It turns out that Gordon Freeman was, shall we say, "special."

Posh pirate talks like a posh pirate.

A disembodied head in a birdcage is assaulted by bits of foliage.

A hyperactive duck tries to do his math homework.

unoriginal pre-teens rely on song lyrics to express themselves

Cat has a sudden burst of clarity; dog minds his own business.

nutsack clown questions his sexuality

I think this guy just murdered Pac-Man's wife and kids.

a sadly misjudged hippie contemplates sodomy and feels conflicted about it