rose asks if her dress makes her look fat. kanaya just wants snuggles.

"uHH, wHATS GOING ON" tavros asks as nepeta bursts in, shouting "EQUIUS!!!" Equius can, uh, e%plain.

kankri goes full Sufferer and threatens zahhak with his unending wrath.

The village tw9 wheel device being classier than her nickname implies.

aradia throws a dead lusus party! EVERYONE IS INVITED!!!

terezi in her little dragon outfit!

porrim knitted everyone sweaters.

andrew hussie has gained a new god tier level: Bankbreaker!

the first rule of homestuck: everyone dies.

TG: would it be weird if i made out with that kid who looks like my brother TT: Yes. Can I watch? TG: what TT: I'm bringing Kanaya. TG: what

the might and powerful meowrails roleplay as each other and pose back-to-back like badasses because shit just got real!

ancestor!ampora and ancestor!nitram have a "heated debate" which is, in reality, just an excuse for aggressive blackrom makeouts.