A very sad goldfish why are you so sad goldfish?

Peanut butter and jelly is delicious

my head is a brown cube i'm so confused why is this happening

A goose/rabbit

What if Obama were a unicorn?

Fuck Shrek why did you decide to vacation in Pompeii there is a fucking volcano fuuuuu

Greenish squirrel with demonic, swirling red eyes. Breathes fire. $20.

Orange cat says "NO!"

Look at all these happy condom wrappers they're all different colors but one has a unibrow!

Sharks are the classiest fish in the sea.

Yeah I'll stand outside supermarkets babbling incoherently you've got a problem with that?

Yeah I'm going to walk my dog down on the beach and watch the sunset. It's pretty chill.