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Politicians are elected via a stereotypical beauty pageant. They are mostly old and unattractive. Currently they are in the talent show part

Dorito vs. Blueberry. Mortal Kombat. The Dorito is about to end the Blueberry with a completely sick fatality.

A man is sad because the MILF Labor Party lost in the most recent elections.

The invisible man's eyes have been cut off. The eyes are glowing red.

A goldfish has finally killed all the other fish in the fish tank. The water runs thick with the blood of the other fish.

A green zombie mouse that wants brains. It is wearing a pink baseball cap and has two lazy eyes.

A woman without eyes is unimpressed by a small boy expressing his love for outer space. He REALLY likes outer space.

Giant angry vegetable asks a strange looking man to bite it. Their relationship is complicated.

If the movie titanic was a soap opera, and Jack was a black man, and Rose had a hot twin sister.

A magnetic man is concentrating hard and is trying to woo a magnet. It's working.

A man is proud to celebrate the arrival of a great Asian youth to the shores of his country.

A strong black woman threatens to kick your ass and take your woman.

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