Samus Aran picks up the Sharktits upgrade.
A friendly bolt named Samus
man in a purple fez says what
Sanic's Final Smash
Sonic has a boner
SANIC HEGEHOG GOTA GO FAST IN BED OH WAIT THAT'S BAD. FUCK; PREMATURE EJACULATION IS A REAL PROBLEM; CONSULT A DOCTOR FOR SOME HELP, SONIC.
Cookie Monster lays a ginger slut in one minute flat.
cookie monster kills a stripper named cookie
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!