I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

a guy walks into an apartment and wants to take a big brick with him but he denied the identity of his friend.

A man and his Brick Adventure 1: Buying a Hotel Room to Hide the Hooker the Brick Killed.

money on the shelf aint got no brakes for the rape train vacancy red box starwards episode halflife3

Twilight Sparkle learns water?

A bottle of water

bottla water and a box a matches. safety first when your BURNIN SHIT FOR FUNSIES

Matchstick to a water bottle

Fact: Water does not burn, no matter how much you question it.

A match burning, but burning a cold, cold, icy blue flame.

Match with a blue flame.

Hmmm... I don't fucking know. A sceptor that... cocks.

i feel like i'm about to ruin a fandom. a wand casts a spell, complete with stars, on buckbeak?

Harry Potter blasting a chicken

Expecto paBAWKBAWKnus!

Big round beautiful butt

ass and back hair fuking gross

Rising moon.

A beach on another planet is lacking all the bitches