Ah crap! My iPhone is running low on juices!

The phone likes orange juice.

phone sex with orange juice

orange juice calling sally strap-on

O.J asking a friend named Sally through the telephone if she could bring her strapon.

Microscopic view of a strand of E.Coli

Top down view of a naked mouse with green spots

Sperm speeding through grass.

lamp pointing at cup with spoons

"Will you light my world?" The cup asked.

a small marshmallow person asking " will you light my world? " it appears overjoyed.

a bar of soap who cant see

Soda can, which is blind and comes with full blind person paraphernalia. Well, cane and shades.

acid blotter in a centrifuge

Blotter acid in centrifuge (not kidding, this is what they drew. It's labeled and everything)

Dad asks his son for a bottle of piss.

Guy can´t find his jarate

What? Confused Guy>?

Angry man gives thumbs down

Frowny face disapproves.

Spends too much time on the internet.

Forever alone being forever alone

Squidward is forever alone, with a clarinet.

sqidward ghost next to clarinet