Quina from Final Fantasy IX is saying, "wut".

A floating head with red, starry eyes and crazy dreadlocks says "wuuuut..." as he stares at his translucent tongue.

A balding KISS.

A man is so shocked as he is kissed by a voluptuous blonde woman that he begins balding as his hair falls all around him.

A blonde woman is kissing a man with flames for hair

If the Axel/Roxas relationship was written by the ME3 team

peatiful

A sun melting a chocolate bar on a rock

A Sun that has the munchies so bad it thinks a rock is chocolate

bloody eyes

Bleeding bloodshot eyes

Spongebob or something finds out about the fourth wall

Spongebab is gooing all over.

This is Shit.