dave put down the fucking frog!!!!!!!! or I swear I will give you a very firm slap!!!!

Dave is licking a frog rebelliously.

Dave licking a thing

dave puts his tongue on a frozen pole to confirm egbert is not his mom,

Dave goes to washington and gets his tongue stuck to a frozen pole like a dumbass

dave licked a FROZEN pole and is now stuck! :o

dave, too cool to say no

i think it's sollux??? or dave???? idk just draw sollux strider or sth

Sollux peers through his dark, oddly enough completely black shade, to a shimmering light in the distance.