Booker T's Fave Five
Book of Obscure Lists written by an obscure wrestler.
The book was just TOO big for him
the weight of a thick novel crushes a poor man
novel book killed a dude
Satanic eye sight check
one eye trying to read a thing you have to read when you are checking if your eyes are working ok.
an eye watching a box
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!