Very detailed suicide
Some stick-dude is so happy that he shot himself through the head and lived that he's completely ignoring the gaping bullet wound.
Someone shot himself in the head hoping to kill himself, but realizes that he's still alive and is just in a shit ton of pain now.
Monster crying
ONE-EYED, ONE-HORNED, FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!