Activate Gambit Schema: Candy Corn Vampire

blushin gf

Homer Dickson

Dead Homer

yellow rocket flys at a saucepan, filled with tomato sauce

candy corn and a pan full of blood

Pizza or Tomato Soup?

a sexy looking slice of pizza

Sexy Pizza

Pepperoni pizza with a locket necklace hanging off.

big pizza face saying no

Disobedient pizza

Pizza man says NO

crudely drawn pizzaman says "no"

homocidal Pizza delivery man asks where the fuck his tip is or he'll shoot the shit out of your pussy ass

Black man with hat holds up a bank with a L-block from tetris

Man with purple hair and small penis take a bank and run away

hipster guy getting a way with a bank

The pokemon Ditto.

Chewing gum with pebbles in it

Something that makes your teeth hurt

Teeth will hurt your bullets.

Wooden shoes are best used on tapeworms.

a green tube enters the upper fold of a rigid sausage

A sausage and a celery stalk.

Hotdog meets Celery. New Sitcom on FOX

the new televison show on FUH-AWE-EX, were a hotdog is charged with domestic violence against a leek

Hot Dog vs celery battle

Poop Fighting!

A man throwing shit at a woman

Sad ape throws shit.

shit flinging

pile of poop challenging superman to a race

superman animated movie (2012)

naked flying smurf

Nudist smurf, one of many.

man is happy because his new blanket says censored

YAYA Smiley face guy holding a blacked-out square that says censored. (Why are you so happy to be censored?)

If SOPA/PIPA passed...

man jerking off to gay porn

The new stephanie myers book

The Notebook

The Death Note

YOU GOT HOE'D, BITCH

baby carrot drowns in horrible tea cup accident

a carrot jumping out of a pot.

A carrot is unhappy because he is being boiled in a cauldron

A carrot appears disillusioned at being in a boiling pot. He was promised a place in an exotic salad, not a stew. He has been betrayed.

Someone tricked a carrot into jumping into de boiling .

A 10 armed women with 4 legs persuading a anamorphic carrot to get into a hot tube.

an octopus woman forcing a carrot to penetrate a hot tube

female squid shoves carrot into toothpaste container

a female octopus has carrot intercourse with toothpaste

purple sun inserts a carrot into a whales anus

purple sun anally rapes a whale with a carrot

a purple sun pokes a gray whale with a carrot