An iphone dancing on a tabletop after drinking a little too much

A calculator on a table is tripping -with- acid.

A calculator doing dangerous stunts while a beaker full of green liquid watches in awe.

A calculator explains mathematics to a jug of cool-aid

Kool aid man doing math

kool-aid man solves some algebra.

the kool aid guy teaching math.

Kool-aid man does Algebra. OH YEAH!

I held his hand and slit his throat while hurtling downwards.

GUESS WHAT TODAY IS!!

smokin weed all day

Hunter S. Thompson, the next day.

gay animes

Rape face on a blue mohawk dude, talking to a chubby green haired man in a speedo.

A flamingly gay man picks up a fat gay prostitute wearing only a thong and glasses. The flamingly gay man is rather smug.

gay man holding hands with a gay woman, having gay sex

CAN WE TURN ON THE LIGHTS NO

A man made of light tries to commit suicide by unplugging his light bulb.

A suicidal light bulb

and end to the light bulb jokes once and for all!

A dead light bulb with his tongue sticking out

dead light bulb

A litebulb

A down-syndrome lightbulb

dumb man tryna be smart

man wants to jump out of a helicopter