sex with machine
A man stuck his penis in a machine. It bleeds (the penis, not the machine).
No snail says No!
Snails CAN!
A green snail, similar to a 1950's black woman shouts "We can do it".
Snail says We can do it.
A man holding an ice cream cone over his head while his buddy tries to do a karate kick and knock it off
Ninja hate ice cream
A judoka hates ice cream
what is that omg
Horatio from CSI doing exactly the opposite he usually does.
Canadian flag
Canadian flag and nothing else
Gay pride flag
The flag for a country ruled by gay men.
a rhubarb and custard sweetie
custard candies
butterscotch candy.
A crappy boiled sweet.
this candy is shit
Stickman saying "Quite literally!" while holding poop on a stick, stink-lines and a fly.
quite literally: shit on a stick
Shit on a stick
Kim Jong Un
Retard spouts his political ideology
interent, i am dissapoint
a snake says hi
Red paint under the sun
Painting the Sun with red paint.
Man decides to cook his eggs on the sun. It wasn't a good idea
Sunnyside up egg, gets hitten by shit
monkey
munkey will bananana
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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