A taco and a pizza meet at a party.

Someone ate a slice of Pizza on Pizza's birthday.

green mario pipe

something very bad happened to mario, and now he just want to relax smoking his own huge green pipe

A vortex of pure misery. The darkness churns hungrily, eagerly devouring the words of your last hope. Lament, for there is no escape.

poorly drawn snail

Gangstersnail walking the streets looking for his homies

snail pimp. Not a pimp snail.

Either a snake, or a potato with a green, toothy maw. YOU DECIDE!!!

Snakes and Ladders snake on his day off.

Gypsy snake with sunglasses.

A snake with glasses.

bookworm

Book with a big pink S on one page.

an open book with a pink S

A book with a pink letter S in it

a big book about sex

the bible

Alright, WHO pissed on the bible?!?!?!