Chuck norris battles an army of midget penguins with machetes as green lantern flies towards the sun

giant man lazers a futuristic city

very tall man sets a city on fire with laser beams from his eyes. people is running away but theyre gonna die!

9/11 was bad mkay.

professor talking about how flaming dicks are dangerous to the buildings

The penis lit the house on fire BI

>Ponies

Yes. Hell yes. Hell. Fucking. Yes.

An exquisite rendition of Yahweh when working on all the dos and don'ts.

fucking do or don't

A mirrored reflection of whether one should 'do' or 'don't'. Or something poetic like that, anyway...

Don't Don't... Do!

So do I.

Two homosexuals conversing about their turtlenecks

It say Vintage 1937, and there appears to be a woman asking Elvis about his green burritto

Overweight WWII soldier accepts an arrow from a young boy.

the little prince aimed for the marine's crotch with his bow, his not very keen on arrows and stuff, so he missed it

Check my dubs

A brunette person is attempting to get dubs. He didn't.

literally a dickhead lol

Someone probably wrote something stupid like "dickhead" and this unfortunate artist had no choice but to comply

A happy smiling weiner dildo.