a fucking masterpiece depicting jesus christ riding a zombie dinosaur riding a freaking shark with freaking lazer beams attatched.

jesus riding a zombie dinosaur riding a shark with laser eyes

a dinosaur with fucking laser eye beams.

Godzilla shooting atomic laser fire from eyes (or getting eye surgery, not sure)

leaf monster breathes fire

firebreathing zombie gopher

astro zOIBMIE

Astro the dog claiming that he is a zombie.

A dog plays with portals.

PORTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Grabbing your leg with a portal

table flip

talbe is doing half perfect back flip

A man in a turban can walk up walls.

a man with a bucket on his head climbing up the side of a cliff.

Bear Grylls climbing a massive rock in his birthday suit.

Small yellow man clinging to a humongous orange hat with the words PISS written to the side.

A tiny man hangs off of a vein protruding from an erect car. The word piss is underneath.

A guy is hanging on a tree in the sun, singing a cool song by The Beatles. :)

Monkey man swinging on a tree branching while singing a lovely tune.

A musical monkey swings, clearly performing his best rendition of a Frank Sinatra classic.