What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!

Man is in a turd made of secrets

the mystical turd

I atract flies like a... well, like a boy band star atracts teenage girls.

A smelly person scares all the babes to Duke Nuke'm.

Windows just crashed

old age windows command line interface with white text on blue screen

The picture is telling you to draw doctor who

Modern art worthy of MOMA