You find yourself alone in a dank dungeon cell, your only companions are darkness and the scents of death and decay. What do you do?

a guy running away from a tenticle monster says oh fuck

The accident was years ago, but It didn't matter. No time could dissolve the trauma. The octophobe ran for his life, exclaiming, "Oh f**k!"

Soon 9 would catch onto the games 8 was playing, but 8 decided to have some fun with his victim until then

8 pressed the button, allowing the vicious 7 to escape from his cell just as 9 entered the room. 9 shrieked and fled as 7 leapt, fangs bared

After that incident on Sesame Street, they had to quarantine 7 and the count was not allowed near the numbers again.

"Bastard." Mumbled the shifty eyed 7 as he stared down the Count in an epic battle of wits.

You guessed 10, but the smug asshole seven knew that the real answer was 9.

The number '7' trys to outwit someone by telling him the answer to a test is '9', however, the answer is '10'