well drawn pimp mario in ugly car with 'not shrooms' in the back

Mario is carting around without mushrooms!

Mario takes a trip to the grocery store. He wonders where they keep the mushrooms. Fucking Wal-Mart always rearranging their goddamn store.

An Italian trying to buy mushrooms out of season at a Whole Foods running on the gold standard.

Kid with a pinwheel hat tries to buy shrooms from a hipster with a green scarf. Hipster has no idea what shrooms are

Something homestuck related or something idek

a rather hairy nose :/

This tree has been censored for your own protection

Nude tree

The tree's adoration for gyms and black chewing gum.

Shazbot!!

tribe ascent

Some ugly girl

A man is pleasantly surprised that he is now in possession of a plate of spaghetti.

Onononom spaguethis

spaghetti monster

Spagetti mess

A fat man brings a shredded-up blob of something in his hands and pockets to the lady at the register of a GameStop, saying he can explain.

Jealous amputee standing on a fence, sighing about another's arm.