An alarm clock is afraid to wake up its owner due to previous accounts of domestic violence.
Man is sleeping and his alarm clock is crying
A klondyke bar crying for his Klondyke father to wake up.
Man replaced his genitals with giant cannon.
Cannon-Crotch has had enough of you shit.
a bug with a cannon on it
A crab can't catch his own cannonball he fired
The crab aimed the cannon, lit it and then ran to the target-but the cannon ball was too heavy for the crab to catch and he got smushed. :(
A crab is skaboshsnaosk
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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