Is dat sum battletoads?

snake pretending to be a frog. not convincing.

Have you considered Flood Insurance?

pizza delivery guy

Pirate pizzaman arrives to deliver his pizza only to find his customer dead, so he proceeds to have sex with her.

Pirate pizza

guy gets pizza on internet

Man gets dubs

Son: Look at the stars tonight Papa... Papa: Yes son, they are beautiful. They remind me of your mother... S: Did mother like stars? P: ...